Q:Why are fire trucks red?
A:Because Fire Trucks Have 8 wheels with 4 people in them,4 plus 8 equals 12, there are 12 inches in a Ruler, Queen Victoria was a ruler,Queen Victoria was a ship, ships sail the seas , fish swim in sea,fish have fins ,people from Finland are called Fins, Fins fought the Russians,Russian are Red,Fire engines are always Russian and that is why Fire Trucks are red
